Ready to Skyrocket Your Local Business Visibility? Here’s the ONLY Thing You Need!
Be 1 of Only 16 Local Legends on Our 9″ x 12″ Postcard
NEW DESIGN LAYOUT: Approximately 16 spots per card. Combine spots for larger ad space. (click to magnify)
From the desk of Geo Carranza
Partner at VeryGoodPrinting.com:
Attention Super Star Business Owner!
Let’s get real—you want more customers, and you want them NOW. Forget the complicated marketing mumbo-jumbo; I’ve got something direct, simple, and insanely effective for you.
Curious? Keep reading!
I’m offering an exclusive, premium chance for just sixteen go-getters to be featured on our jaw-dropping 9″ x 12″ postcard. This isn’t just any postcard; this is the Ferrari of direct mail marketing. Here’s why you need to jump on this rocket ship, like, yesterday.
Why This Postcard Kicks Everything Else to the Curb:
1. 100% Visibility—Every. Single. Time.
– We’re talking about 9″ x 12″ of marketing real estate that grabs eyeballs faster than a cat video on YouTube. Your ad will be king of the mailbox, no questions asked.
2. No Barriers, Just Business
– Who has time to rip through envelopes or flip through a magazine? Not your future customers. Our postcard is all-action, no fluff. They see your offer instantly and act on it. No steps, no trash cans, just business.
3. Designed to Hypnotize
– Our designs aren’t just pretty; they’re weapons of mass attraction. Crafted to pull prospects in and make them say “WOW!”
4. Unbelievable Reach
– Put your business in front of ~10,000 local households who are ready to buy. Yes, you read that right—10,000+ eyes on you.
5. Fair Play, Every Day
– No competition sharing the spotlight. You’re the star. No competing businesses on the same postcard. You own your category.
6. All-In, No Surprises
– We’re talking design, print, and postage all rolled into one sweet deal. You focus on your business; we cover the rest.
7. Dirt Cheap, Crazy Effective
– Imagine getting all this for just as little as 6.5 cents per piece. You don’t need deep pockets to play big.
8. Use It Like a Pro, Whenever You Want
– Flexibility is the name of the game. No long-term commitments, no nonsense. Use it when you need it.
This is What You Do Next…
Grab your phone and call **832-449-8098** or click below to lock in your space. Simple, right?
Why Our 9″ x 12″ Postcard Is Your Golden Ticket:
- Visibility with a Capital “V”: At 9″ x 12″, your offer is unmistakable.
- No Hurdles, Just Results: Instant engagement. No tossing, no turning away.
- Reach approximately 10,000 Households: More eyes, more money.
- Maximize Your Advantage: Exclusive spots mean no direct competition.
- Everything Included: Design, print, postage—one price, zero hassles.
- Unbeatable Value: From just 6.5 cents a piece, that’s peanuts for perfection.
- Anytime, Anywhere: No monthly ties. Use it when you want. Simple as that.
Spots Are Hot-Act NOW!
This isn’t just another marketing gig. We’ve got only seven spots, and they’ll disappear faster than free donuts at a meeting. Don’t let this opportunity slide by. Be the local legend you were born to be.
Call us at **832-449-8098** NOW and let’s make your business the talk of the town.
P.S. Imagine the flood of new customers you’ll get when you’re one of only seven businesses featured. It’s a no-brainer. Dial that number now and let’s get you in the spotlight.
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Ready to roll? Let’s make that phone ring!